I'll post a full list of the censors.

Edit: Two that were on for only a short time were:
I -> this fool
ebay -> eGay
Edit: The List:
mexico -> Estados Unidos Mexicanos
fuck -> metalzone
dollar -> rupee
ridiculous -> Preposterous
play -> shank
interest -> compel
politics -> the act of screwing each other over
life -> lack of life
canada -> America Jr.
why -> how come
trade -> barter
sony -> Coby
microsoft -> Macrosoft
sega -> Service Games
mother -> Mom
sell -> tax-write
buy -> bribe
stuff -> beans
desire -> desire
ebay -> ebay
yahoo -> Yoohoo
movie -> Moving Picture
box -> Tactical Hiding Place™
show -> Jolly-Good-Show
computer -> Linux
youtube -> GoogleVideo
facebook -> GoogleBlogs
myspace -> Google MySpace
everything -> Google
up -> down
here -> down thither
english -> pirate arr
course -> cos
earth -> Earth of the Red Falcon Republic
army -> Red Falcon Army
work -> super-wonderful, crazy-fun time
boy -> boyah
gameboy -> Portable Entertainment System
nintendo -> Rintintendo
jedi -> ThatGuy
music -> chiptunes
you -> You Diver
nesworld -> DevilWorld™
Stone Milecounts -> Stone Milecounts
luigi -> linguine
mario -> Sonic
Bros -> Mofos
manuel -> Manuel I Komnenos
joe -> Totoro
MHz -> GHz
nurd -> Tufguy
matrix -> VennDiagram
medisinyl -> medisinylmarijuana
nenson -> Benson
dubois -> Duboise
april -> Ms. O'Neil
joke -> Steve Jobs
Japan -> Nintendoland
pirates -> booty
super -> Above & Beyond
hey -> arr matey
thanks -> Muchas Gracias
game -> juego
England -> Rare Ltd.
16 -> 8
famicom -> game&watch
NES -> VCR
dork -> badass
FDS -> LSD
America -> Bill Gates
world -> high seas
man -> ninja
people -> ninjas
person -> Duke Togo
played -> shanked
fucker -> metalzoner
fucking -> metalzoning