So I was playing a ROM hack of Tecmo Super Bowl just now made by the American Tecmo Association. They update the rosters to modern players, but didn't use every team in this edition (which I think is from 2006, according to the hacked copyright on the title screen).
The Buccanneers, which were one of the neglected teams, literally had every player renamed to "Not Avail." (I should know, I took a sack from one and his full name popped up.) Worse yet, all the Not Avails on the Bucs had their personal attributes all reduced to bare minimums: the whole team was so slow and weak!
I learned tonight that the score counter only has two digits, because it stopped counting after I went up 99-0. It did keep accurate by-quarter scores though, so I know I actually won the game 129-0. I think I literally scored every way possible: offensive rush, offensive pass, fumble return, interception return, kickoff return, punt return, and safety. I even ran a kickoff I was returning for a touchdown out of bounds at the 1 just so I could kick a field goal.
I think I seriously had 5 or 6 safeties on kickoff returns (because the game doesn't recognize touchbacks on kickoffs). This team was so overmatched it couldn't even reliably run the kick out of the endzone before I tackled the return man.
I even got a shot of my final statistics screen for proof. My offensive numbers were only so low because I kept scoring so many non-offensive TDs.http://imgur.com/a/lrvjU