Famicom World

So I want to hear everyone here share an awkward moment / experience or two that they had.  I had one over the weekend, and honestly it takes the cake for me, being even more awkward than the time I had (supposedly) danced with a semi-famous porn star at a club.

This past weekend I was over at my girlfriend's parents' house for the weekend, as it was a holiday in Taiwan and the extended family would get together to barbecue.  My girlfriend's sister's boyfriend, Fred, was also going to stay over at the same place.  The parents were going to have Fred and I share the extra room together, but of course the two sisters had it all planned (and discussed) with Fred and I that each couple would sleep in a room, rather than have the two men sleeping together.  Of course, this would be hush hush from the parents, as they wouldn't approve of this.

To make a long story short, Fred is a bit of a literal dumb ass, or so it seems (I met this guy once before, and he left a really bad taste in my mouth, tbh).  Fred had a stupid moment, and due to his mistake, his girlfriend (my girlfriend's sister) ended up walking in on me lounging on my girlfriend's bed, covered in only a pair of boxers, browsing Famicom World and waiting for my girlfriend to return upstairs.  She uttered a word of surprise at seeing me, but continued to walk in and walk to the other side of the room, grabbing her clean panties or bras or whatever it was she wanted to get, and then left again.  Awkward!  If I had a six pack or something, I honestly wouldn't care so much, but having a bit of a beer belly just made me feel extremely self-conscious about the ordeal.  The only thing worse would have been if I were reading about Hacker International porno games or something while jacking off.   ;D

Anyone else have some stories of awkward things they can share?  Make me feel better, please.  :)

Haha, that doesn't sound too ad don't sweat it!  So who was it you danced with?  Out with it  :D

Well while the whole even with Fred's girlfriend was going on, all I could keep thing to myself was "Damn, what is my girlfriend's sister thinking?  Is this the first time she ever saw a hairy version of Jabba the Hut?!?!"  ;) 

Quote from: L___E___T on September 08, 2014, 05:46:12 am
Haha, that doesn't sound too ad don't sweat it!  So who was it you danced with?  Out with it  :D

Regarding the girl / woman I danced with, honestly I cannot remember her name for the life of me.  All I remember is that it was at a nice club in Germany, while I was studying over there.  The bottom level of the place was a car dealership, even having an X Box hooked up with some car simulator built in (almost felt like playing one of the Cruisin games in the arcade, but it was much more realistic and sensative, like real driving) and then on the second or third floor was a club.  It might have been in Berlin, I honestly can't remember.  After a few beers, one of my buddies had introduced me to another woman there, and she suggested I go out onto the floor and dance with this one woman, who was tearing the place up.  So in a drunken moment, I felt brave and did just that, and I remember having a conversation with this woman.  Her friend had said that she was "famous" and told me to ask the woman about it, and I did, and that was when I had discovered the ... er... truth.

That doesn't sound that bad. 
Not unless you happened to be licking your lips or something as she came in, haha.  :yoshi:

Some akward moments ...
When i farted in the gym and there was a girl i liked.  :-X

also once during the funeral i barely controlled myself not to start laughing... (i don't know, i remembered something funny)

and when i was kid in the church i had to read those stuff from book in front of whole crowd, and didn't do very well,,, it was so embarrassing.

My entire marriage was completely embarrassing looking back on it.

I can imagine one horrible akward moment...

Walk in the room and find someone from the closest family... dead...

i don't know and don't want to know what would i done  : / / /

2 or 3 years ago I pooped myself while at a pizza hut with my girlfriend and friends.

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Back in the fifth grade, way before the internet, I had the holy grail: a noody mag.  I brought it to school, because look, BEWBIES!

I was showing it to the guys and OH NO a teacher caught us!

Not only did my glorious magazine get trashed, but they told my parents, and I was sure to get a beating for my sexual deviance!

Actually, when I got home my dad laughed and said "at least the boy's not gay."

Quote from: MaxXimus on September 24, 2014, 08:24:11 am
2 or 3 years ago I pooped myself while at a pizza hut with my girlfriend and friends.

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This is hilarious and I'm so sorry that happened. Any time I read about an accident like this, this video pops in my head. http://youtu.be/HrbCQr5C_LE

Haha it was ok. Pretty funny when I think about it.  It was karma as my girlfriend had pooped herself a few days prior and I made a point of bringing it up when ever I had the chance.

don't read this if you're eating.

Lol, now that we're talking about poop...

One day when I was home alone, I got out of the shower and tried to fart. I kinda did a squat pose. Basically, I sharted some brown liquid on the carpet. I did my best to clean it before my girlfriend got home. It's funny, because she saw some little wet (but clear) circles on the carpet and said, "What, did you poop on the floor or something?" I said that I did, jokingly. But I wasn't joking.

Hahaha. Oh man. All this poop talk is making me hungry.

When I was 14, I was a bit if a slut, so my mom went to the pharmacy to buy me condoms. I'm sure that was awkward.

I remember my dad looking through my drawer one day and he found a lightbulb attached to a straw and bottle cap. It was supposed to be a homemade vaporizer (which didn't work, I have a real vape now) and he thought it was a crack pipe. My parents still believe I did crack...

My dad also found used condoms in my drawer. I didn't through them out because I know my mom looks through every garbage can in my house, so I was just keeping them in there until I was ready to throw them out. He was looking for a screwdriver, and found tied-up condoms with splooge in them. Me and my gf don't use condoms anyways, they suck and simply are not fun.

Trust me man. Unless you want kids, use a condom haha. I have 3 :p

She's on birth control though :P But yeah, I definitely do not want kids! I'm only 20, so maybe when I'm older I want them. But for now, hellllll no.

Also what's awkward is when I actually bought my real vape, the Extreme Q, my mom saw it in the basement when I forgot to hide it. My model came with balloon/bags, and she thought it was something I put over my head to get high hahaha. She thought I was some idiot who paid $300 for some kind of self-suffocating marijuana contraption.   

I remember in 2007 when I went to Europe for the first time.  Before heading to Germany for my studies, I took a week to visit some Danish friends I knew from the university, who lived in Denmark.  The only problem was that these friends were all beautiful Danish girls.  So sexy, and I was just a horn dog that wished I could get the attention of any of them.

So the one Dane let me stay in her apartment for a week, in a blow up mattress on the floor.  The four of us then went out drinking one night, and although a fun memory, it was a disaster.  For starters, I remember the one Dane's boyfriend asking me to take a shot of alcohol with him.  It was some alcohol where when it is inside your mouth, you light it on fire.  I was quite drunk at this point and did it (and somewhere there is a video of this), but apparently the way I did it was so dangerous, because the one girl was really, really scared about me.  But it felt great, as I felt like a dragon or a viking warrior or something.

Then on the way home, I could tell that I was very, very drunk, probably the first time I was truly drunk (a few months prior to this experience, I had gone out to bars with some friends, but I only had one or two beers at a time, since my friends weren't getting blitzed either).  That night, I laid down in the bed and went to sleep.  A few hours later I woke up, threw up, and felt a lot better, but then I went back to sleep, right in my own puke.  The next morning, the girl came to tell me that she was leaving to go to work for a few hours, and that I should just sleep in since we had a crazy night the night before.  I said okay, as I desparately tried to hide the dried vomit on the covers and on my body.  She never said a thing to me, but I wonder if she saw, and I still feel very embarassed about it to this day.

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:)

Haha. Drinking stories are awesome.

I had another awkward story happen to me tonight.  I finished up work about 20 minutes late, since one of my students stayed after to ask me some questions privately.  I then left and walked down to the bus stop, but I was not sure whether the bus would run that late or not.  So I decided maybe it was best to just walk home, the 3 or 4 k.  Well next to the bus stop is a small food stand, and a guy pulls up on a scooter, wearing a helmet, and he gives me a look and a friendly nod.  For a brief moment I thought this guy was my student, who I had taught earlier that night, as it was dark and there was some resemblance, and then the friendly attitude.  So I started talking with the guy, and then realized he was some random Joe that I didn't know.  The funniest part was that he spoke English, and fairly well.  So after I realized my mistake I quickly tried to kill the conversation, and despite his warning that it was "too far" to walk home (it is not so far, but an annoying trip), I started walking back. 

About five minutes later, he comes cruising down the road and offers to drive me home, an offer I appreciated and gladly accepted.  So he took me back to my place, we chatted on the way, and he told me that he works at the local Starbucks in the town next to where I live.  He is a student, learning programming, I'll try to stop by Starbucks and maybe we can do some language exchange or play Famicom games sometime.

I felt bad though, as I think the guy must have gone out of his way to take be home, and also, the whole thing was very awkward.  But I also believe in fate, and you never know, maybe his dad is Hwang Shinwei or something.   ;D

I was in art class today and was talking about Game Boy Advance shovel ware, and I mentioned Shrek the Third for the GBA.

He then proceeded to say, in a room full of 10-13 year olds (including both of us) "Shrek is love. Shrek is life."

I said "I only know what that video is from a Yahoo Answers post. Please tell me you just saw a reddit comment or you accidentally went on 4chan or something."

"...Yeah..sure I found it on 4chan"

"On accident right?"

"No I saw the youtube video..."