It's a fun game I've played at two other message boards.
Basically, make the poster's wish above you go wrong somehow, and then wish for something yourself. For example:
A: First post. I wish for lots of bacon!
B: Granted, but you die from a heart attack from eating too much of it. I wish I had a flying car!
C: Granted, but some government idiots mistake you for a terrorist and shoot you down. I wish my dinner tonight would be delicious!
D: Granted, but it's poisoned, and you don't know until it's too late. I wish I was the President!
E: Granted, but you're a bad president and get impeached. I wish for a Ghostbusters 3!
And so on. I'll start.
I wish all of the snow in my neighborhood would melt already!
It will melt, but only because an atomic bomb was dropped on your town.
I wish for an FDS!
Granted, but the broken belt will arrive melted and irreplaceable! (Aren't I just evil?)
I wish for $1,000,000 (real USD of course)
Granted, it comes in pennies. And they decide to deliver it to you via helicopter. And they drop it all on your house.
I wish for good source of Youtube Poop material.
Granted, but all files will be in non-convertible .MSWMM files!! Sucks x2 if you're a Mac user :P
I wish for a PowerPak (Keepin' it simple 8))
Granted, but it melts when you try to use it.
I wish for green. yeah, the color
I'll just replace it..since he has a 5 year guarantee :P
And...you suddenly became color blind and got orange instead.
You implode because of your lack of wish.
I wish for a TurboGrafx-16.
Granted, but you'll fry it by using a NES power adapter and the controller plug tip will break inside the socket on the console and get stuck there forever.
I wish for my room to be completely tidy and clean.
Granted, but ...umm...YOUR SISTER WILL MESS IT UP MUAHAHA
I wish for another can of orange soda
Granted, but you will drop it and the can will burst spewing soda everywhere.
I wish for spring break to last longer than a week.
Granted, but a week is now 3 days. Somehow.
I wish for a bag of mangos.
Granted, but the mangoes will arrive rotten because of a defect in the refrigeration chain.
I wish for a better PC with two LCD monitors.
Granted, but Microsoft will get bought out by Apple right before they make your computer...
nuff said
I wish I had batteries for my camera
They arrive, but have been horribly corroded and explode when you turn the camera on, causing you to nearly lose a finger.
I wish I had a new guitar - specifically a Fender Jazzmaster http://www.wizardsofaz.com/guitars/images/000_0052s.jpg (http://www.wizardsofaz.com/guitars/images/000_0052s.jpg)
Granted, you get the guitar and play too much Ween. Your penis becomes detachable and you loose it when you're drunk. You then have to buy it back at a flee market for a reasonable price, but it is dirty.
I wish I had a Pepsi.
Granted, but it blows up when you try to drink it, and it doesn't come with a warranty.
I wish for more Futurama episodes.
Granted, but they jumped the shark and turn out to be utter crap. Also they get run at 4 AM.
I wish for lower temperatures.
Granted. Average temperature in your region; 50 degress below zero.
I wish for a new update on the main page of Famicom World.
Granted, but the update announces Famicom World will go offline forever.
I wish for a maggot-infested slice of bread.
Granted, but the maggots turn hostile and attack you from the inside out.
I wish for a medium order of delicious, non-poison-filled, cheap cheese fries.
...They explode in your stomach.
I wish for a shiny new nickel.
Does the corruption part of this game require that your corruption be logical or based in reality? That would make it a better game, I think, because it would require more thoughful responses.
Granted, but the head on the nickel comes alive and eats your brain. -- see what I mean.
I wish for this game to end.
Granted...
...
*coughs*
They can be fantastic and stuff like that, if the corruption is related to something that could actually go wrong.
I wish this game would start back up.
Granted, but people lose interest. :P
I wish for a rocket ship :D
Granted, it's Captain Olimar's rocket ship. Shrink ray not included.
I wish for a different color scheme on FW, and it wouldn't crash the page, and it wouldn't be ugly.
Granted, but you got it by hiring a Chinese Famicom pirate junkie, and he forgot to hide his IP address, so he get's shipped to a federal prison never to be seen again, and you get B& from FW for it. Then the mods of FW form a lynch mob, and come after you.
I wish for a new "G" key on my computer
Granted, but you get an electrical shock each time you press it.
I wish for a hit sitcom :D
Granted, you love it. It is canceled after three episodes.
I wish for Faster Internets.
Granted, but they only reach full speed when connecting to shady Russian malware and botnet sites.
I wish for a motorcycle.
You get your motorcycle, but it's throttled down to only driving 2.6MPH. ... Haha!
I wish for world peace. 8)
Granted, the world is peaceful...but then Martians invade.
I wish for a mountain of Gummi Bears
(I like this game!) :P
Granted, but your PC is now very slow and in turn cancels out the speed increase of your internet.
I wish for a giant Hershey bar! =P~
TurboD, you missed 3 turns on page 3. :D
Granted, that I did, and in return I have embarrassed myself! :-[
I wish I had not done that!
I will however grant Mindfreak's wish, However!, the mountain of gummi bears will melt into a sexy blob that will spend his money and bring him to credit card dept!
Man...not again...:P
I'll grant your giant Hershey bar wish!
The chocolate will melt and attract bugs that will overrun your neighborhood.
I wish for a fire truck!
Granted, you get a firetruck. in your living room.
Hm...
I wish for my wish to be corrupted DUMB
I wish for MORE dried mangoes. :)
The mangoes are infested with small biting insects.
I wish.
Granted. Your wish spontaneously combusts.
I wish Sega would use the all-too-famous "SEEGAA" audio clip in all of their games.
Granted. And Sega immediately goes bankrupt and loses their entire software company, ensuring that SEGGAAA! not be heard on any current gen games.
I wish there was a Sonic franchise in my area
Granted. Sonic is bad enough as it is.
I wish I had done my homework earlier :(
Granted, but your homework is destroyed by a swarm pigeons with eye-lasers.
I wish for a wish that will allow me to wish for a really good wish in which I wish for some burning armadillos in soy sauce while riding unicycles and juggling skinned potatoes.
Its not granted for the extreme crime of wishing for another wish.
I wish my dog was spayed
Granted, but the doctor who did it was a fucking moron, so he forgot to sterilize himself beforehand. Your dog gets infected and dies.
I wish for better Youtube Poop!
Granted, but-MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI
I wish my ipod's battery life didn't suck.
Granted, new Apple Battery Pack weighs only 12 pounds and provides almost 8 extra minutes of Battery life with only 18 hours of charging.
Realistic.
I wish it would rain a little bit more
granted. Everyone drowns and dies, and it's your fault.
I wish for a balloon.
Granted, it's a broken balloon. It has a hole in it, so you can't inflate it.
I wish for a Sega Saturn.
Granted. The earth gets too close to the sun for some reason and everything incinerates including your Sega.
I wish for an unbroken balloon.
Granted, It isn't broken, but it's filled with cement.
I wish for moar 7up.
Granted, but it's diet 7up.
I wish to shoot my eye out with an official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
Granted. Your glasses just break, not your eye. good luck suing them with an unbroken eye.
i wish for an unbroken balloon filled with helium.
I don't think my glasses are strong enough to take 100% of the force from a BB gun...I'd like..go a little blind or something at least :P
Granted, but once you got the balloon, it made you float up into the atmosphere, then eventually explode
you spontaneously combust for not making a wish.
I wish for a non broken helium filled balloon and a pair of cinder-blocks that I can tie to my feet.
Granted, you get them at the bottom of the ocean.
I wish the wind wasn't so damn loud.
Granted, but then an F5 tornado forms unnoticed because no one heard it. The state of Wisconsin is destroyed.
I wish this girl in my science class got a horrible grade :P I know it sounds lame, but if you knew what she did, you'd wish the same thing.
Granted, she gets a horrible grade because you changed her grade in the computer, and you get expelled.
I wish this can of sprite was new.
Granted. Sprite creates a new formula and it tastes like nasty bath water.
I wish for a non broken helium filled balloon on dry land and some cinder blocks to tied to my feet.
Granted. Cinder blocks tied firmly to your feet. Balloon is a block away.
I wish for a working ZX Spectrum
Granted, but your AC adapter breaks after using it once.
I wish for a working Atari 5200 emulator for Dreamcast.
Granted. Before it is officially released, Poseidon, God of the Sea, steals the source code and kills the programmer. You go on a lengthy quest to hunt down Poseidon and take the source code back. You succeed and begin to head home, but before you get there, his legion of monkey ninjas hunt you down and kill you.
I wish for an unbroken helium filled balloon that's in my hand on dry land with a pair of cinderblocks that I can tie to my feet.
My, you're persistent.
Granted, but it's a My Little Pony balloon, and everyone sees it and makes fun of you for having one, and you can't get rid of it because it's tied to your wrist and the string is on too tight for you to immediately remove it.
I wish for a delicious taco.
Granted, but it was RIDICULOUSLY overpriced.
I wish for a slushie machine. :P
Granted. It doesn't work.
I wish I didn't have to go to stupid church class.
Granted, now church class comes to you. You get taught it in your own home, and during bathroom breaks, your tutor goes through your stuff.
I wish I didn't have to pee so badly right now.
(too easy....) Granted, but you get rid of the pee by peeing your pants.
I wish I WASN'T SO BORED.
Granted. You are panicking because a nuke is about to hit your town and you can't get away fast enough. Well, at least you're not bored.
I wish the 7th Generation of video games wasn't so disappointing.
Granted, but the 8th generation makes up for it.
Let's File Paper 3: Unruly Filing Cabinets
Now with Wi-Fi connectivity.
I wish there wasn't a daylight savings time time change.
Granted. There isn't DST in Zimbabwe, because that's where you have to move, because your father's job was transferred.
I wish my alarm clock had a green display instead of a red one.
Granted, it gets a green display, a SUPER DUPER BRIGHT one that lights up your room in the dark and blinds you if you look directly at it.
I wish for YouTube to be viewable in crappy computers.
Granted. Crappy computers mean crappy Youtube quality.
I wish that Zero Racers for Virtual Boy was released.
Granted, but every Virtual Boy in existence is destroyed because the colors red and black become illegal... Damn, goodbye computer..I knew ye well.
I wish I didn't wish this wish.
Granted. Your last post becomes a temporal paradox that breaks the server where FW is hosted in, the forum database goes corrupt and all the posts are lost forever, causing the wrath of UglyJoe and all of us.
I wish for a self-cleaning house.
Do I even have to say it? Granted, but it develops feelings...and never let's you leave the house because it becomes attached to you, and then it commits suicide because you told it you didn't love it. Thus leaving you homeless. Because you sold your old house for this one.
I wish Mountain Dew Revolution was still in stores.
Granted, that doesn't mean it's for sale.
I wish for more NES homebrew games.
Granted. They all suck.
I wish for a red colored, unbroken, helium filled balloon that's in my hand on dry land with a pair of cinderblocks that I can tie to my feet.
Granted. But the dry land is actually a completely deserted desert island a million miles from anywhere, kinda like Lost, but not as interesting. You hold the balloon and tie the cinderblocks to your feet, but with no-one around to look at you, you suffer a deep existential crisis as you try to figure out exactly why you did all this. It crushes your spirit. Eventually, you go mad.
I wish I knew how to deal with the ladies better.
Granted, this is accomplished by your existence being altered so that you were female form birth.
I wish for a wish that wouldn't corrupt.
You have disturbed the natural order and everything explodes.
I wish for a red colored, unbroken, helium filled balloon that's in my hand next to my house with a pair of cinderblocks that I can tie to my feet. The balloon is indestructible.
Granted, your feet fall off from repeatedly being coated in cement and having the circulation altered. The balloon overpowers you. You explode, and the balloon implodes.
I wish for some delicious french fries that can't hurt me in anyway for me to eat.
Granted. But you're afraid to eat them because of all the other bad stuff that happened when others at "wish food", so you don't eat them and starve.
I wish for a damn balloon that can't hinder me in anyway and that i can actually enjoy! I just want a FUCKING BALLOON!!1!
please?
Quote from: vgthing on March 13, 2009, 02:09:43 pm
Granted. But you're afraid to eat them because of all the other bad stuff that happened when others at "wish food", so you don't eat them and starve.
I wish for a damn balloon that can't hinder me in anyway and that i can actually enjoy! I just want a FUCKING BALLOON!!1!
please?
Granted, you do what is implied by bold text, you are sent to mental hospital because that's damn weird.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
Granted, that pain has to go somewhere. So it decides to go to your prostate.
I wish for PSI. (From the MOTHER series)
Granted.
Prostate
Swelling and
Inflammation
I wish my Sega Saturn worked.
Granted, it develops a mind of its own and goes off to work in a coal mine.
I wish for a glass of water.
You get a glass, made out of liquid water. It collapses as soon as it's created.
I wish for a collection of Zuiikin English videos.
Granted, they're imported from 600 years into the future. They are all on a form of media that will not be invented for 600 years, so no players exist yet. Also, they're PAL. Maybe your descendants will be able to watch them if they move to Europe.
I wish for a really good movie.
Granted, but the movie gets two suck-ish sequels and people lose interest.
I wish I had my Atari 2600 back.
Granted, but as soon as you get it back, it explodes...in your hands.
I wish NesterDC SE would stop being /b/
Granted, but that doesn't make sense.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted, you're so hyper, you destroy your house.
I wish for a piece of delicious, non-burned, non-poisoned toast.
Granted. It is made of rat fur. The rats are from New York.
I wish my grandpa was still alive.
Granted, but he is a vegetable. He can't move, speak, or think, yet he still has a heartbeat, and is therefore alive.
I wish for a paper airplane.
Granted, you throw it, but it hits something and the tip gets all crumpled up.
I wish my throat didn't hurt
Granted, now your prostitute hurts.
I wish this wish wouldn't corrupt.
...Uh. It does.
I wish I had more of this Cherry 7up.
Granted, however it is mixed with pee.
I wish for a small box.
Granted, you're in it.
I wish there was better food in my house right now. :P
Granted, but now you're locked out of the house.
I wish for a pencil.
Granted, but the pencil has been in some gay's ass.
I wish I had a choco taco.
Granted, the chocolate is reindeer chocolate, and the meat is raw...and full of tapeworms..
I wish I had Typing of the Dead and keyboard..both working...and my Dreamcast works too..
Granted. You are then pissed at how short the game is.
I wish I knew what to wish for :|
Granted, but you wasted your wish on your wish of what you wanted to wish for...
And I am quite aware at how short the game is :P But it's hella fun
I wish I didn't have school on Monday.. NEVER MIND, I don't have school on Monday anyway
I wish I had something to do on Monday
Granted, you don't have school because you were hit by a bus.
'now you'll suffer like G did'
I wish my stomach didnt hurt too :\
Granted, but it explodes without you feeling it. You die instantly.
I wish tat the second Sega Genesis controller worked.
Granted, but you can't use it, because I threw it away after pronouncing it dead.
I wish the elder gods would leave me alone.
Granted, but now the yonger gods annoy the crap out of you.
I wish my tooth wasn't chipped
Granted, the basketball that chipped it hits your nuts instead. Hard.
I wish for a newspaper.
Granted, it's doused in cat pee ;D
I wish I had a little more money...real...American...money...that is in it's whole state
Granted, enjoy your shiny new penny.
I wish you would get DC homebrew right.
He gets it right... at your expense.
I wish for more hard drive space.
Granted, everything is erased forever.
I wish I didn't have any late assignments at school :-X
Granted; you have a 16,000 word paper on the history of excrement due tomorrow.
I wish my Japanese reading skills didn't suck so I could play Touhoumon better.
Granted, you become so good at that TouHou thing that people quit talking to you, or something.
I wish it wasn't so windy outside.
Granted, but the wake of the last wind brought deadly spores, that kill everybody.
I wish for good tea.
Granted. The tea is good, but your taste buds are destroyed for some reason, so you lose your ability to taste. You may as well be drinking water now.
I wish for a legal, authentic, non-stolen, American dollar.
You get your dollar, but inflation has rendered it worthless.
I wish for increased upload bandwidth.
Granted. But the increase in bandwidth cost more money.
I wish for a popcorn machine.
Granted, but it burns all of the popcorn you put in it forever.
I wish I had nine cents.
Thought this tread was closed because most replies were dumb? ???
Quote from: Mindfreak on June 22, 2009, 09:21:35 pm
Granted. But the increase in bandwidth cost more money.
I'd be willing to pay more for increased upload b/w, but my ISP doesn't want to >:(.
I already pay a lot for 8 Mb/s download, 0.5 Mb/s upload max. is ridiculous.
Quote from: Mindfreak on June 22, 2009, 09:21:35 pm
I wish for a popcorn machine.
You get your popcorn machine.... but a miniature collectible one.
Quote from: WillT on June 22, 2009, 09:30:46 pm
I wish I had nine cents.
You get nine Singapore cents.
I wish for a Famicom cart slot cover.
Granted, but it only plays color dreams games.
I wish for all the NES games ever.
Uhh...that corruption didn't make any sense. What did you think he said? The cart slot cover...covers the slot. :P
Granted, but they're all broken and in really shitty condition...and the boards are all snapped in half....and they're PAL-B...Yeah 8)
I wish I could hit a good backhand at tennis
I thought they said converter. not cover. :)
Granted, but your arm falls off when you hit the ball. ;D
I wish to have the power to fly, and i could get down anytime i want, and i go at a reasonable speed.
*Poof!* You're Manfred von Richtofen.
It's April twenty-first.
I wish for a new transmission.
You didn't specify. :D
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1300/1217926888_f43196b1eb.jpg
I wish for the world...
Granted, Za Warudo. You have trouble seeing. Like, forever.
I wish it wasn't so hot out.
Granted, now you live in the polar ice cap... ;)
I wish I could talk with my computer.
Granted. But the computer speaks a different language :P
I wish for a magic carpet.
Granted, but when you go to fly it, it starts to fall apart due to it being so old.
I wish for a HK original mario game that DOESN'T suck.
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish i had something to do.
Quote from: nurd on June 23, 2009, 02:50:31 pm
I wish i had something to do.
I wish I had a slave... oh wait, granted! :D
I wish for a slurpy machine :)
Granted, but it only makes melon green tee flavor.
I wish i could beat the last stage of Rockin kats.
Granted but you are barred from beating the game with a message at the end stating "Thank you for playing" without any music.
I wish for a penny.
Quote from: nensondubois on December 17, 2009, 07:30:54 am
I wish for a penny.
Denied! (http://www.famicomworld.com/forum/Themes/famicomworld/images/post/thumbdown.gif)
I mean, granted, but it's a face-down Friday the 13th, step on a crack, under the ladder, black cat, indoor-opened umbrella, mirror-shattering, bad luck penny.
Lol nice :P
I wish Jedi had wished for something so I could have corrupted it :P
Granted, but his wish is so perfect and amazing that you dont want to corrupt it. ;D
i wish i was a centaur.
Now you are, but you have a disability where your hands are hooves too. No more games.
I wish my stupid package would finally show up in the mail!
Granted. Someone at the USPS is out to get you, and they inserted a bomb into your package. When you open it, the contents, not to mention your being, will be blown to shreds.
I wish for _____
Fill in the blank.
Granted, but it comes to life and eats you
i wish i was a super saiyan
Granted.
but Majin Buu turns you into chocolate and eats you :P
I wish i had a famicom already...:P
Granted, but it uses it's controllers for feet and walks away.
Not granted.
I wish for a trillion dollars.
Granted.
But it's on a credit card and it gets stolen....sorry...
Ummm I wish for my own sitcom :P
Granted, but it gets cancelled after 2 episodes and you can never get work again.
I wish i wasnt such a jerk.
In this game, one poster wishes for something and then the replier breaks the wish.
Example:
P1: "I wish for a Famicom!"
P2: "You get a Famicom but the only game you can play on it is Bird Week. I wish for world peace."
P3: "You watch, horrified, as the entire world shatters into tiny pieces. I wish for a pet Pikachu."
...and so on and so on.
This one's easy: I wish for a Famicom Disk System.
Quote from: maxellnormalbias on December 29, 2014, 09:46:58 pm
This one's easy: I wish for a Famicom Disk System.
Santa reads it as a "Nintendo Disk System" and gives you an NDS.
By the way, didn't we already have one of these? Titled "Corrupt a Wish?" Not sure if the rules were the same or not.
Oh yeah, I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.
You became 10 feet tall, rolled up into a ball, caught rabies and lived in a giant hat, and an impaled Nintendo 64 fell on top of it.
I wish that Super Bobido World never existed.
Quote from: maxellnormalbias on January 01, 2015, 10:24:46 am
You became 10 feet tall, rolled up into a ball, caught rabies and lived in a giant hat, and an impaled Nintendo 64 fell on top of it.
I wish that Super Bobido World never existed.
Granted. Super Bobido World never existed because the game it was based on was never released.
I want my wish corrupted.
Because you never specify what your wish is, it isn't corrupted. (But it is, because you wanted it corrupted.....wait a minute)
I wish that I had 10,000 famicoms.
You get your famicoms and most are broken on arrival. The ones that did work were 220v for some reason and blew when you plugged them in, along with the outlet and the brand new 80inch CRT TV you bought... Damn.
I wish that I hadn't sold my super Mario world Famicom for $40 a few years ago.
A few years ago, you thought "I already have the SNES version of this game, why would I need an inferior port? I'll sell it for $40, I'm hungry and I could use a nice dinner."
You write the post. "WTS - Super Mario World Famicom [RARE]". You think over it. "Maybe I won't sell it, it's a nice piece to have in the collection. In fact, I'm gonna go play it now."
You insert the cartridge into the Famicom. It doesn't work. You take it out, blow on it, and insert it with more force this time. It turns out you used too much force and the fragile game card shatters, PCB included. You develop PTSD and severe depression and eventually you go to the hospital and your brain is removed, and the only game you are now capable of playing is Call of Duty.
I wish that River City Ransom on 198 in 1 was in English.
River City Ransom is now in English. But a penguin breaks into your room and absconds with it.
I wish light guns worked on HDTVs.
Light guns work on HDTVs due to a decrease in scaling lag. However, as technology keeps advancing, the time it takes to scale 240p to 1080p HD actually takes a negative amount of time, meaning the Famicom emits the HD signal before it was scaled, and since they didn't have 1080p technology in 1983, at one time in 1982 Gunpei Yokoi walks into the room and says "WHY THE F**K IS IT IN 1080P? THAT'S NOT COMPATIBLE WITH ANYTHING! *sigh* Famicom project's scrapped. Guess we'll have to release the colour TV game 32." Then the fabric of reality rips itself apart, and Kinaman from 1995 ends up in 1982 and finds this "Family Computer" prototype and notices it looks a lot like a Dendy. So he sells the idea to Steepler and the Dendy became the most well-known console ever, spawning the Super Dendy and Dendy64. Eventually one time in 2015 someone on the Dendy World forums named Shumi Nagaremono wished that his Dendy® Completely® Original™ LightGun®™ worked on an HD TV. Then the world explodes.
I wished that they made a pulse line Super Mario Bros.
The pulse line version is much more rare than the more popular box-art version and commands hundreds of dollars, putting it out of reach of most fans *and* all-but guaranteeing that few full sets of pulse line games are assembled.
I want a re-release of the original Game Boy in Famicom colors.
A Gameboy with the famicom color scheme is just re released and you are extremely excited to buy it. You wait in line for days and spend a fortune as it is in extreme limited quantities. You finally get your hands on one and as you open the box some dust gets in your eyes and causes you to go color blind. Now instead of white you see grey and instead of red you see more of a pinky purple effectively making your brand new gameboy look just like an original gameboy to you.
I wish I had the knowledge to program an emulator.
Oh, this one's easy. You get the knowledge to program an emulator for the Philips CDi.
I wish that Nintendo released the Famicom in Canada/USA a few years after the NES as a devkit of sorts, packaged it with a 72-60 converter, and all that.
The Famicon devkit is released. Through the butterfly effect, the Cold War goes nuclear hours after the launch.
I wish the proceeds from that Stadium Events auction would be donated to a worthy children's charity.