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Title: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: JC on May 25, 2009, 02:26:33 pm

I love these things. They can be so entertaining. I tend to get them for four things: junk enlargement, ED pills, degrees and fake Rolex watches. Thought I'd share one:

Women will be eating your watch with their eyes.

This website illustrates them -- too bad they haven't posted anything new recently:

http://spamusement.com/

One of my favorites:

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/304

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: nintendodork on May 25, 2009, 02:49:18 pm

I've gotten about 3 that say "Swine flue cur, get yous now!!!!!!!!!!!" And the first few words in the email were "Scientist in Minnesota has discovered the cur! Get yous now!!!!!!!"

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: 133MHz on May 25, 2009, 02:59:01 pm

Once I had this one lingering in my spam folder:

Subject: "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: manuel on May 25, 2009, 05:21:47 pm

Yeah, some of them are funny, but most are just annoying. :-\

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: Jedi Master Baiter on May 25, 2009, 05:39:11 pm

That site deserves a Pulitzer.

God at Nightly games:

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/322

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: nintendodork on May 25, 2009, 06:30:05 pm

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/314

The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates.

and

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/308

Amazing Margaret

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: PatMan33 on June 04, 2009, 12:56:32 pm

Had to take a screen shot of this one...

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5598/foxrape.png)

Lucky bastard.

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: manuel on June 04, 2009, 07:12:42 pm

*googles Megan Fox* ... :o ...

Lucky bastard indeed!

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: LocalToast on June 04, 2009, 09:07:52 pm

"If night are not hot enough, this pilule will light the fire again!"

Message: "Heal for your woody!"

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: nintendodork on June 07, 2009, 10:07:06 am

/\ I got that one, too. Twice! :o

Here's 3 more
(http://i40.tinypic.com/8ytf2g.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/9uorhw.jpg)

I think you can see them all just fine, but if you can't see the top one, right click --> view image

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: Jedi Master Baiter on June 07, 2009, 02:44:54 pm

Read this e-mail... or else! (http://www.websitegoodies.com/smilies/evilgrin0002.gif)

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: nensondubois on June 07, 2009, 06:22:17 pm

I delete mine and report them as phishing scam. I'll share some next time I get some. The last one I got was from some vibrator.com advertising a mother's day gift. It definitely goes on failblog. :D

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: nintendodork on June 09, 2009, 09:57:21 pm

Prepare yourselves..what you are about to see could disturb and/or frighten young children. Please escort them out of the room now...

Okay...
(http://i42.tinypic.com/21ctg0w.jpg)

And this.
(http://i41.tinypic.com/dr8n69.jpg)

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: JC on June 13, 2009, 10:39:35 pm

Hey, open it up --they're gettin' pushy.

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: nintendodork on June 16, 2009, 06:13:37 pm

(http://i39.tinypic.com/29w7q1c.jpg)

That's just lazy.

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: Jedi Master Baiter on June 18, 2009, 08:52:33 am

These people probably just plug in words or use some sort of sentence generator.

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: nensondubois on June 29, 2009, 07:31:37 am

Small penis Love Making Positdions - Make Her Totally Satisfied -- guaranteed‏

Smaall penis Love Making Positions -- Make Her Totally Satisfied - guaranteed www. pill99. com. Italian toown cashes inn on Cruise-Holmes wedding

This was in my e-mail. lol spelling and everything I copied.

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: JC on June 29, 2009, 07:55:56 am

I've noticed most spam has one word misspelled, usually if it's the word viagra or penis. I wonder if that helps to get around spam filters or something.

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: 133MHz on June 29, 2009, 02:51:57 pm

It indeed does. Now they usually include some short passage from the Bible or other famous author to make their messages seem legit to the automated spam filters.

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: JC on July 10, 2009, 02:37:03 pm

I just got a strange one -- tactic I've never seen before. It was for a degree, as usual, but it was from "famicomjl@famicomworld.com." Clever. I nearly opened it, until I saw "Degree Online" as the subject.

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: UglyJoe on July 10, 2009, 02:48:35 pm

I guess that explains how FamicomJL became a doctor! ;D

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: JC on July 21, 2009, 10:57:18 pm

Um...

(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g2/jerahcordova/jedicallsmefat.jpg)

Jedi calls me fat and thinks he can get away with it? >:(

Title: Re: Best spam email subject lines
Post by: Rogles on July 24, 2009, 08:44:57 pm

Are people, like hacking his email?

Famicom World

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