I don't think we have a thread like this, so I figured I'd start it. From Comedy Central:
Holy Shot!
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''
''No, I guess not,'' says God.
The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.
Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''
To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''
Wow... Horrible political joke right here...
QuoteFour doctors were talking shop one day...
An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We took an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country was looking for work the next day!"
Another joke.
QuoteBernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."
Morris hung his head and whispered - "To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago!"
And one last one...
QuoteA little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
These jokes aren't mine. Just copy and paste from the Web.
That last joke, though long, is really funny, kezja.
New one:
BLONDE AND THE LORD
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many
books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary
tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to
make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky,
a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet
another hole.
Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to
the opposite end of the ice.
She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK. "
haha jc. Ok, I like in soviet russia puns. so, I thought i'd share the best.
In California you go to party, in soviet russia party finds you!
In America you watch television, in soviet russia television watch you!
In America you check out book, in soviet russia book checks out you!
In Mozilla, you keep tabs on your browser. In soviet russia, browser keeps tabs on you!
In the US you put "In God we trust" on your money; in Soviet Russia, we trust no one with our money!
Lame, I know
I apologize ahead of time to any West Virginians. ;D
A Virgin Hick
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin."
The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"
LOL west virginia
Cheesy, but appropriate for today:
The History of Cinco de Mayo
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
Quote from: kite200 on April 05, 2007, 08:02:38 pm
haha jc. Ok, I like in soviet russia puns. so, I thought i'd share the best.
In California you go to party, in soviet russia party finds you!
In America you watch television, in soviet russia television watch you!
In America you check out book, in soviet russia book checks out you!
In Mozilla, you keep tabs on your browser. In soviet russia, browser keeps tabs on you!
I got a couple, but corny, Soviet Russia puns.
In America, you beat the meat. In Soviet Russia, meat beats you!
In Facebook, you write on wall. In Soviet Russia, wall writes on you!
In Soviet Russia, joke ruins YOU!!
that was a good response jedi
I told you mine stunk.
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
haha good one
lol funny
Skippy and Slappy are at Woodstock. Roger Daltrey is onstage
singing...
SLAPPY: Skippy, what is the name of that group playing on stage?
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group playing on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: You're starting to sound like an owl, Skippy.
SKIPPY: Who is on stage!
SLAPPY: That is what I'm askin' ya', who is on stage?
SKIPPY: That's what I said.
SLAPPY: You said who?
SKIPPY: I sure did.
SLAPPY: So tell me the name.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the band on stage!
SKIPPY: Who!
SLAPPY: You're doing that owl thing again, Skippy!
SKIPPY: I'm not, Aunt Slappy, I'm telling you Who is on stage.
SLAPPY: So tell me.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: So tell me.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage!
SKIPPY: Who!
SLAPPY: That's what I'm asking you!
SKIPPY: And I'm telling you the answer.
SLAPPY: Wait, Skippy, let's start over. Is there a band on stage?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Does the band have a name?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Do you know the name of the band?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Then tell me the name of the band on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the band!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The band, playing on stage!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: That's what I want to know!
SKIPPY: I'm telling you!
SLAPPY: Who is on stage.
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Who is?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Oh. So the name of the band is Yes.
SKIPPY: No, Aunt Slappy, Yes is not even at this concert.
SLAPPY: Then who is on stage?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Who is?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: That's just what I said, Yes is on stage.
SKIPPY: No, Yes is not here. Who is on stage.
SLAPPY: Whaddya askin' me for?
SKIPPY: I'm not!
SLAPPY: Wait, let's try this again. Do you see the band on stage?
SKIPPY: No I don't see The Band, that's a different group entirely.
SLAPPY: On stage, Skippy. Look, see the band?
SKIPPY: No I don't.
SLAPPY: Get rid of those John Lennon glasses and look! There, there's the band!
SKIPPY: No, that's not The Band. The Band is performing later on. Who's on stage.
SLAPPY: You tell me.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The band!
SKIPPY: No, The Band is performing later. Right now, we're listening to Who.
SLAPPY: That's what I wanna know!!
(Cheers and applause from the crowd)
ROGER DALTRY: Hey, you squirrels are funny, man. Come on up here and take a bow.
SKIPPY: Yeah! Far out!
SLAPPY: Oh brother...
It's better if you see it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xNlnmNLf4
Thanks. I didn't know about the video. :)
From a FWD I received:
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
LOL
lol Dixafix... ;D
COP vs. LITTLE GIRL
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
That was quite a good one. ;D
LOL!
A guy burned two ears...so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''
''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.
They called back.
:-\
So, the last joke was really cheesy. Let's give this one a try:
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both, son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?"
"Yes, son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
There is something very wrong with this joke:
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
There may be something wrong, but it's funny. :)
Crude, but too good to pass up:
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
"We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."
Okay, so this man asks his wife if he can screw her in the ear. She says, "No, I might go deaf."
He responds, "Bitch, I've been fucking you in the mouth for years & you still haven't shut up yet."
A couple that was married for 20 years always made love with the lights off.
Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned the lights on.
She looked down... and saw that her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device -- a vibrator -- softer and larger than a real penis.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."
My apologies if you find this joke offensive. I was raised Catholic and found this sooo funny...
There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
It's funny AND true. :D
You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish.
:)?
Mighty Mouse
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat."
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.
One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm.
He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on!
The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.
The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!'
This is a video joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0) . Enjoy!
Quote from: 133MHz on February 19, 2008, 04:37:59 pm
This is a video joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0) . Enjoy!
LOL ;D ;D
BUMP
I have none, I just love this thread! ;D
In Soviet Russia, bag come in MILKS!!
...Shut up.
What's the difference between my vacuum & that joke you just told?
Nothing. They're both old & suck.
Please avoid racial, ethnic or cultural jokes because some may see them as offensive.
Yeah, I think Jewish jokes like that as well fall seriously low on the morality scale. People lost entire generations and whole families back then, so even to non-Jewish people like myself that is more a sign of your integrity than a joke at all.
You may not have meant offense but it's enought to make me never buy, sell or trade with you now or in the future and I may not be the only one on here.
Light hearted jokes can often be taken as anti semitic, but yours was just deeply insensitive. Likewise I would never joke about any killings in with Afghan or Palestinian themes so it's not like I take sides even.
You know I take all that back, simply because you did the right thing and apologised straight off. That shows you have much more character than earlier posts suggested.
I have Jewish friends, Muslim friends, Sikh, Hindu, Rasta and Catholic friends. Heck I've even got Jehova's Witness friends - I never take sides but that one did kinda hurt to read after watching the Pianist recently.
Please don't take my rant TOO seriously - I'll even post a joke to show fair:
America once tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from nobody.
Sorry Chuck!
Whats the differene between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb!
OOOOOOOOOHH!!! HAHAHA lol. mY friend told me this one ;D
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because it was chicken. ;)
I really apreciate that, L__E__T, im glad we cleared that up. :)
knock knock
whos there?
Eat mop
eat mop who?
Realy immature, but can be funny if they dont get it. (sound it out)
I had to read this to get it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvrH4wmgrHg
http://imgur.com/mmhM7.jpg (http://imgur.com/mmhM7.jpg)
I've been hacking away at a rom recently so an ASM joke is especially funny to me ;D
Quote from: Nightstar699 on October 06, 2009, 10:01:13 pm
knock knock
whos there?
Eat mop
eat mop who?
I got a bunch of my friends with this one today and yesterday. They got it almost as soon as they said it. :D
Hah i feel stupid my friend used it on me, and i did not get it everyone was laughing at me, LOL took me a few secs
Quote from: UglyJoe on October 08, 2009, 08:26:04 am
http://imgur.com/mmhM7.jpg (http://imgur.com/mmhM7.jpg)
I've been hacking away at a rom recently so an ASM joke is especially funny to me ;D
That made my day XD
"Emacs is a great operating system. The only thing it's missing is a really compelling and intuitive text editor."
Policeman stops a man...
searched him and started to ask him usual questions.
He said : Are you married?
Man said : Yes I am.
Policeman: You're lying, we found the money in your pocket
Doctor to a patient:
"You need to stop masturbating!"
"Why? Is it bad for me? Is it unhealthy?"
"No, but I need to examine you!"
;D
So I am walking down the street, and two guys walking in to me with a bar.
Blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian - Can I have a burger and fries?
- Sorry, this is a library
So the blonde whispers - Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?
I have one, but it is only funny in German, since it involves wordplay. It goes something like this. Sorry for any grammar mistakes in advance...
Zwei Frauen gehen zu einem Lokal ein, und sie bestellen Getränke. Die erste Frau sagt, "Oh, du trägst neue Schuhe. Wenn ich neue Schuhe trage, bekomme ich Blasen. Die zweite Frau antwortet, "Wenn ich blase, bekomme ich neue Schuhe!"
A blind man walks in to a bar and says ouch.
Haha I suck at jokes. I do know one pretty sick one that is very tasteless so if you are easily offended don't read.
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A baby in a microwave.
That's lame :( :(
Quote from: UglyJoe on September 16, 2013, 05:28:41 pm
"Emacs is a great operating system. The only thing it's missing is a really compelling and intuitive text editor."
That's hilarious.
Guy was caught by native cannibals.
They've put him in the stove and preparing to cook him in the water.
The cook starts to kick him with the wooden spoon.
One cannibal asks him: Why do you kick the guy?
The cook answers: Because it's already the third time he ate our noodles!
Two guys talking:
I have the SAME car like you do.
Only mine is not white, it's blue.
And mine is not BMW , mine is Yugo.!
I don't get it? Can you explain?
He said that has the same car like the other guy, but it's the different color and type
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Two balloons are going through the desert.
One said to other - Watch out there's a cactus-ssssssssssssss.
;D
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Guest came to one restaurant...
He said to the waiter - ''One portion of gramatic errors''
Waiter: ''Sorry we do not serve that''
Guest: ''Then why you have it in your Menu?''
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
;D
Woman came to gynecologist...
Woman: Doctor, my husband says that my vagina is too big, i would love you to exam it to see is that really true
Doctor: Take off your clothes to make an exam.
(Woman undress)
Docor: What a huge vagina! What a huge vagina!
Žena (angry): Did you really needed to say that twice?
Doctor: I didn't, it was an echo. I didn't, it was an echo...
Heard that one in Predator many moons ago :)
I just head the vag echo joke the other day from a coworker.
What did the leper say to the hooker
Man is selling apple seeds on the street.
Policeman comes and asks: What is that?
- I'm selling apple seeds.
-What are they for?
- You eat one and become smarter.
- How much it costs?
- 2,5$ / one piece
- I'll buy one
Policeman eats the seed, stops a little bit and says
- Wait a minute, for 2,5$ i could buy one kilo of apples and get 20 seeds instead of one...
Man answers
- You see, it already works!
Policeman: Really, give me two more seeds!
Man called police...
- I'm surrounded by thousands of dead!!
- Where are you located?!!??!
- At the cemetery.
Lol good one.
what do you call fish without eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies room?
- She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
;D
My 4 year old just said this haha.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Corn corn corn. I'm going down. I'm just pooping. In the street.
Lol...
Sounds like something Homestar Runner would say in a sbemail, or possibly something Homsar would say in a non-sbemail.
Strong bad: Well, you can tell by the way I walk I'm an email man. No time to talk.
Dear Strong Bad,
What is your opinion on Homestar's sense of humour?
maxellnormalbias
British Columbia
Well sony high fidelity, homestar seems to turn into homsar when it comes to humour. He's all obsessed with randomness, and nonsense, and strawberry donuts. See! That's randomness. Ha....ha......I got you......or something.
Homestar: Hey, stwong bad, can I tell you a yo-kay?
Strong Bad: Isn't it joke?
Homestar: It's the fwench way of pwonouncing it, it's the cowwect way according to Buzzfeed.
Strong Bad: Was that your yo-kay?
Homestar: No this is! Corn corn corn. I'm going down. I'm just pooping. In the street.
Strong Bad: What the crap was that?
Homestar: HAHAHAHAHAHA Bazungo!
Strong Bad: What is that supposed to mean?
Homestar: It's a funny wowd! Bazungo!
So Sony Playstation Memory Card, that's Homestar's sense of humour.
Strong Mad (in background): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Strong Bad: Apparently Strong Mad thinks it's funny too.
(Paper comes down)
Makes absolutely no sense to me, let it be said.
What is the most used language in programming?
Lol.
Why was the butcher rushed to hospital?
Because his health was at stake.
...alright, it's a pathetic one, but also one that I made up too :P
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls can't walk