Extleme

[nurd]

Okay, So I was at this garage sale, right?

They had these two boxes, I saw a Beyblade thing on it, so I walked away.
I looked back about a minute later, and I saw that there was a ton of chinese on it. And Engrish.
Some of it was pretty Funny.

Anyway, they were each $1  , so I bought them.

I bought them for the Engrish, but do you think that they worth any amount of money?

[133MHz]

Show us the engrish, for great justice!

[manuel]

Yeah, some pics would be nice.

[nurd]

I would take pictures, but the camera is stupid, and my dad wont let me use the other one.

I'll type them instead.

ULTRA ROTATE SPEED STEADY TYPE

HIGH-SPEED STRONG WIND

Astonishing full automatic clutch!!
Survival!!
Attack!!

Fight and see! reverse spin attack!!

Equipped soft sharp shaft to have strong ground gripping force!! can always stay inside the boundary when bumping other gyros!!


pull out the pull ruler fast with force.

Incincible sliding shoot!

Those were on the "Seaborg" top.

Shoot with easy shooter!

A ttack the enemy while spinning and moving!

Set the part onto the easy shooter

Pull out the pull ruler in one breath.

It's furious spint evolved from fire and dragon,
It has four dragonheads to perform powerful attack

Those were from "GOLD EDITION BLAZE FIGHTING DRAGON"

I might get pictures eventually, but the boxes will be harder to read  

EDIT: Unrelated, but I also got a Russian Army uniform for $3 at the same garage sale.

[manuel]

Wow, it's furious spint?

Nice.  How do they come up with stuff like this

[nurd]

I don't know.

Maybe they found out that people thought Engrish was hilarious and they are putting it on on purpose?

Probably not.

You know how Pirate labels on famicom cartridges make the cart look so much better?
The box does it too, and it's working. I want to play with it
Where else can I "A ttack the enemy while spinning and moving! "?

[Har the cat]

that russian uniform..
is it soviet or new russian?

[nurd]

Soviet.

Has a a patch on one sleeve above what looks like a flying segway, with hammer and sickle above it.

It has black shoulderboards that have CA on them.

On the inside of it, there is an ink stamp that is worn out.

The pants are similar, have big pockets, and the ink stamp is less worn.