If you could have a Friendship in Mortal Kombat...

[Blue Protoman]

If you could have a Friendship in Mortal Kombat, what would you do?

A Friendship is when the "Finish Him/Her!" prompt appears, when your fighter does something silly instead of killing the enemy.  For example, Jax jumps rope, Sub-Zero builds a snowman, and Stryker pulls out a stop sign and acts as a crossing guard as the game's characters run across the screen.

Mine would be this;
I would stand there for a moment, thinking, and then I would say, "Feh!"  I'd lose interest in the enemy and pull out a Game Boy and start playing.

[manuel]

Hey! An acceptable new thread by Blue Protoman with an interesting idea...   I think hell just froze over. 

I'd have the fighters take a photo together, or maybe have a drink.

[UglyJoe]

I'd break the fourth wall by having the winner summon an MKIII arcade cabinet and then challenge the loser to a match.