Favorite quotes

[ericj]

"Most people need a colonic between the ears."

- Dr. John Christopher

[133MHz]

Politicians are like babies' diapers: they need to be changed regularly and for the same reasons. -- Unknown (seen in somebody's Slashdot sig)

[ericj]

- Did I breathe and give you the impression that I was done speaking?

- Have you confused this with your opportunity to continue to talk?

- Nada sin mojarse la ropa.

Judge Marilyn Milian

[Jedi Master Baiter]

- Did I breathe and give you the impression that I was done speaking?

- Have you confused this with your opportunity to continue to talk?

- Nada sin mojarse la ropa.

Judge Marilyn Milian

She's awesome.

Master Shake (to Meatwad): Look at him and tell me there's a God.
Meatwad: He made me in his own image.
Master Shake: Oh, that's right, I forgot - God's a big ball of meat.

[Blue Protoman]

Politicians are like babies' diapers: they need to be changed regularly and for the same reasons. -- Unknown (seen in somebody's Slashdot sig)

Post of the day.

[ericj]

Some vegetarian quotes, for all you omnivores out there  :

"For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love.”
- Pythagoras

“Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages.”
- Thomas Edison

“Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances of survival for life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.”
- Albert Einstein

“The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men.”
- Leonardo da Vinci

"You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit.  If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car."
- Harvey Diamond

[JC]

But hamburgers are so good! And last night I ate the exotic Orxy!

For as long as men eat animals, they will not eat each other.  -- JC

[ericj]

"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real."

-Anthony Robbins

[Jedi Master Baiter]

Politicians are like babies' diapers: they need to be changed regularly and for the same reasons. -- Unknown (seen in somebody's Slashdot sig)

Post of the day.

That was yesterday.

[Blue Protoman]

Post of May 26th, then.

[Rogles]

7:20pm David
Lol, james has 4 parents.

7:20pm Aaron
haha nice

7:20pm David
Aaron King
Phi Tran
Denny Duc Bui
David Tamburello

7:20pm Aaron
hes my son

7:20pm David
Or so he says.
Wow, we are all gay, then.

7:21pm Aaron
right
i like how all those people are guys xP
not me

7:21pm David
Or I'm a mormon man.
And the other 3 of you are my transsexual wives.

7:21pm Aaron
right

7:21pm David
XD Yes.

7:22pm Aaron
or vice versa O_o

7:22pm David
:0

[famiac]

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"

Kurt Cobain.

[Rogles]

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad
guy when Bush's daddy
made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business
with him and a bad guy
when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
diversion.

Found on Richard Stallman's website

[WillT]

Fuck, fuck, fuck.  Motha, motha fuck, motha motha fuck fuck...- Jason Mewes.

Also,
Women can vote?- Next Door Neighbor.

[Pikkon]

"I cannot teach anybody anything,I can only make them think"

Socrates