Favorite quotes

[nintendodork]

"Three kids and no money..ohhh, why can't I have no kids and three money?" --Homer Simpson

[ericj]

"The absence of evidence is not the same as the evidence of absence."
-Unknown

[Rogles]

"vi, vi, vi: Editor of the beast."
-Richard Stallman, as "Saint IGNUcius".

XD I'm a nerd, yes.

[Armadillo King]

"Talk to Me!" - Terry Tibbs

[Rogles]

"I should have done the honest thing and murdered the emus..."
Hank Hill

[Nightstar699]

"Gooood afternoon madame, i am george. I am calling from your bank. It appears that you have won 18,000,000 ugandan dollars. Simply provide me with your bank account details and sort code, and we will wire you the monies as soon as possible!" george agdgdgwngo

[Jollie]

"Oh Man i accidently shot marvin in the face"
                                          -John Travolta, Pulp Fiction
"Mmmm This is a Tasty burger"
                                          -Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

[JC]

Time to bring this thread back from a shallow-water suffocation:

Machinemade "civilization" isolates every human being from experience (that is,from  himself) by teaching mankind to mistake a mere gadgety interpretation (e.g.the weatherman's prediction) of experience for experience itself (e.g.weather). --e.e. cummings in Eimi

[b1aCkDeA7h]

Politicians are like babies' diapers: they need to be changed regularly and for the same reasons. -- Unknown (seen in somebody's Slashdot sig)

Post of the day.

That was yesterday.

I remember that quote from the end of Man of the Year.

[Rogles]

On Skype with nintendodork:

Me: Okay, Earthwormjim55 doesn't deserve a Famicom.
Nintendodork: He doesn't deserve LUNGS.

[Nightstar699]

Whats so bad about earthwormjim55?

[Rogles]

Nintendodork can explain.

[nintendodork]

But I won't, because I don't think the mods would appreciate it.

[L___E___T]

"This is where the law stops - and I start.  Sucker!"


...a movie

[famiac]

"PM sent  "

-Everybody on famicom world