Favorite quotes

[JC]

I can't make up my mind.  --133MHz

[Paul-FC]

i am getting <insertpirategamehere> in my shipment from taiwan -JC

[FamicomFreak]

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Famicom Freak 

[ericj]

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Famicom Freak 

LOL I almost just posted the exact same thing. 

[Paul-FC]

GIVE ME MARIO 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Famicom Freak

[FamicomFreak]

LOL! good one!

[JC]

It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.  --Artemus Ward

[UglyJoe]

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. --Bertrand Russell (or maybe someone else)

[JC]

I've been reading Paradise Lost and came across this:

The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heaven of Hell, and a Hell of Heaven.
                                                             -- John Milton

Also, there's this, which I think is a well-recognized line:

Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.  -- John Milton

[Jedi Master Baiter]

Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "Fuck you" to the people you hate.

-Open Mic Host

[JC]

Reality is inside the skull.  -- George Orwell

[Jedi Master Baiter]

"Often, quotes not actually written or spoken by Mark Twain are attributed to him, because it lends those quotes an undeserved respect. Not this one, though. He must have said this one. I mean, look, it has his name after it and everything."

    ~ Mark Twain

Did I use this one already?

[UglyJoe]

Just read this one.  Funny and sad at the same time:

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that." -- George Carlin

[Doc]

Yeah, but here's Carlin's best:

"I think we're already 'circling the drain' as a species, and I'd love to see the circles get a little faster and a little shorter."

[ericj]

Another great George Carlin quote:

"We have to declare war on everything. We have the war on crime, the war on poverty, the war on litter, the war on cancer, the war on drugs.

But did you ever notice, we got no war on homelessness? You know why? There's no money in that problem! No money to be made off of the homeless. If you could find a solution to homelessness where the corporate swine and the politicians could steal a couple of million dollars each, you'd see the streets of America begin to clear up pretty goddamned quick, I'll guarantee you that!"