Favorite quotes

[Rcoehrs]

"Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty" -Kevin Bacon on relationships.

[Jollie]

"I only regret that i only have but one life to loose for  my country."
-Nathan Hale


this guy had a lotta balls to say this to the british before getting hung instead of saying im sorry please dont kill me.

[thegreatgonzo]

"Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty" -Kevin Bacon on relationships.

I used that on my wife. She loved it. Thanks for digging it out!

[ericj]

The resistance to any new idea is proportional to the square of it's importance.

-Bertrand Russell

[Rogles]

maria - my poor sweet maria - my darling beloved maria - she has vanished. she said she was going for food. said she heard demetri martin was injured in the road outside of comedy central and ripe for the taking. i watched as she approached him from a window upstairs. but as she approached him, jon stewart came hurtling down from the heavens like the world's tiniest batman. he snared her in a giant freakin net. demetri had been faking. they carried her away, laughing cruel jewish laughs - laughs i hadn't heard since bear stearns collapsed - and i screamed her name as they ducked down a manhole and she disappeared forever. and the moon never beams without bringing me dreams of my beautiful maria and me and the stars never rise but i feel the bright eyes of her forever staring at me.

www.somethingawful.com

[Blue Protoman]

"Lois...  Don't be alarmed, but I think I might be Jesus."

Peter Griffin, Family Guy

[Jedi Master Baiter]

"I shall not walk so that a child may live!" -Master Shake

[nintendodork]

Why would I put dirt in my own fruit pie?  My own fruit pie?

-Bobby Hill

[Blue Protoman]

King of the Hill is great.

"Thanks for making me dress up like a girl, Dad."
-Bobby Hill, King of the Hill

[zombiepowder]

"Your Clam is Handy."

- Friend of mine,
during english class,
in response to me stating that his hands were clammy...

[ericj]

"Absorb what is useful, discard what is not, add what is uniquely your own."

~Bruce Lee

[UglyJoe]

"Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music."
--John Cage

[Jedi Master Baiter]

"Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do!" -Master Shake

This guy has the greatest:

"Highlander was a documentary and the events happened, in real time..."

"That room is dead to me. Let's burn down the kitchen and use the living room as a kitchen from now on. Look, here's our stove." [sets the recliner on fire]

[Blue Protoman]

Oh, yeah.  I haven't watched that show in a while.

[nintendodork]

"Did you get new shoes?"

"No, but I need to."

"Ooh, let's go shopping!  We'll make a day of it!"