Favorite quotes

[Jedi Master Baiter]

"You don't kill time, time kills you."

[ericj]

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse."

[Jedi Master Baiter]

"Grammar is important.

PRIVATE
NO TRESPASSING ALLOWED

PRIVATE?
NO. TRESPASSING ALLOWED

[UglyJoe]

I remember this example from one of my elementary school books:

"Watch the elephant eat Martha."
"Watch the elephant eat, Martha."

[linkzpikachu]

"salad is not food. salad is what food eats.", "Dear icebergs, im sorry to hear about the whole global warming thing, but you know what they say, karmas a bitch. your friend- the titanic

[son_ov_hades]

"Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed." - Stalin

[petik1]

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a
boot stamping on a human face--forever."

Thought this could use some 1984.

[b1aCkDeA7h]

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past.
Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future.
Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now.

-Banter between three main characters from Jeph Jacques' webcomic "Questionable Content"

[ericj]

"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."

- Winston Churchill

[famiac]

"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."

- Winston Churchill

Hahaha that's so funny.

[Jedi Master Baiter]

"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."

- Winston Churchill

Hahaha that's so funny.

Haha, yeah - we're so stupid!

[UglyJoe]

"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."

- Winston Churchill

We call that reliability

[ericj]

We call that reliability

Or, we call that persistence.

[petik1]

How dare you people question the american way!

[famiac]

"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."

- Winston Churchill

Hahaha that's so funny.

Haha, yeah - we're so stupid!

Yeah, but no, most americans are, you of course, are obviously not as stupid as the average american. (unless im wrong xD) Anyway im not american but i can obviously tell between an american douchebag and a smart american. Stupid americans have no notion of the world around them, have no individualism, are practically slaves to their "go with the flow" idea of society, and they don't stand up for anything that doesn't or benefit them personally. They also deny some truths, exaggerate others and have no educated discussions and have no clue about politics. yes, such people exist. But there are people who have a clue and know about these things, most of the people on this forum know their stuff. (well, except marlon)

Anyway, there was my little rant. But overall america is good but just needs to get a clue. A lot of great things came from america. It needs a little less respect and praise from the people living in it, and a little more respect from the world outside of it.