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Corrupt a Wish

Started by Blue Protoman, March 04, 2009, 05:33:52 pm

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Blue Protoman

It's a fun game I've played at two other message boards.

Basically, make the poster's wish above you go wrong somehow, and then wish for something yourself.  For example:

A: First post.  I wish for lots of bacon!

B: Granted, but you die from a heart attack from eating too much of it.  I wish I had a flying car!

C: Granted, but some government idiots mistake you for a terrorist and shoot you down.   I wish my dinner tonight would be delicious!

D: Granted, but it's poisoned, and you don't know until it's too late.  I wish I was the President!

E: Granted, but you're a bad president and get impeached.  I wish for a Ghostbusters 3!

And so on.  I'll start.


I wish all of the snow in my neighborhood would melt already!
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Rogles

It will melt, but only because an atomic bomb was dropped on your town.

I wish for an FDS!
( ยด_ゝ`)

nintendodork

Granted, but the broken belt will arrive melted and irreplaceable!  (Aren't I just evil?)

I wish for $1,000,000 (real USD of course)
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Blue Protoman

Granted, it comes in pennies.  And they decide to deliver it to you via helicopter.  And they drop it all on your house.

I wish for  good source of Youtube Poop material.
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nintendodork

Granted, but all files will be in non-convertible .MSWMM files!!  Sucks x2 if you're a Mac user :P

I wish for a PowerPak (Keepin' it simple 8))

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nurd

Granted, but it melts when you try to use it.


I wish for green.  yeah, the color

nintendodork

I'll just replace it..since he has a 5 year guarantee :P

And...you suddenly became color blind and got orange instead.
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Tupin

You implode because of your lack of wish.

I wish for a TurboGrafx-16.

133MHz

Granted, but you'll fry it by using a NES power adapter and the controller plug tip will break inside the socket on the console and get stuck there forever.

I wish for my room to be completely tidy and clean.

nintendodork

Granted, but ...umm...YOUR SISTER WILL MESS IT UP MUAHAHA


I wish for another can of orange soda
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son_ov_hades

Granted, but you will drop it and the can will burst spewing soda everywhere.

I wish for spring break to last longer than a week.

nurd

Granted, but a week is now 3 days. Somehow.


I wish for a bag of mangos.

133MHz

Granted, but the mangoes will arrive rotten because of a defect in the refrigeration chain.

I wish for a better PC with two LCD monitors.

nintendodork

Granted, but Microsoft will get bought out by Apple right before they make your computer...
nuff said

I wish I had batteries for my camera
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Flash1087

They arrive, but have been horribly corroded and explode when you turn the camera on, causing you to nearly lose a finger.

I wish I had a new guitar - specifically a Fender Jazzmaster http://www.wizardsofaz.com/guitars/images/000_0052s.jpg