Corrupt a Wish

[133MHz]

Thought this tread was closed because most replies were dumb?

Granted. But the increase in bandwidth cost more money.

I'd be willing to pay more for increased upload b/w, but my ISP doesn't want to .
I already pay a lot for 8 Mb/s download, 0.5 Mb/s upload max. is ridiculous.

I wish for a popcorn machine.

You get your popcorn machine.... but a miniature collectible one.

I wish I had nine cents.

You get nine Singapore cents.

I wish for a Famicom cart slot cover.

[cubelmariomadness]

Granted, but it only plays color dreams games.

I wish for all the NES games ever.

[nintendodork]

Uhh...that corruption didn't make any sense.  What did you think he said?  The cart slot cover...covers the slot.

Granted, but they're all broken and in really shitty condition...and the boards are all snapped in half....and they're PAL-B...Yeah

I wish I could hit a good backhand at tennis

[cubelmariomadness]

I thought they said converter. not cover. 
Granted, but your arm falls off when you hit the ball.
I wish to have the power to fly, and i could get down anytime i want, and i go at a reasonable speed.

[Byron]

*Poof!* You're Manfred von Richtofen.
It's April twenty-first.

I wish for a new transmission.

[Jedi Master Baiter]

You didn't specify.

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I wish for the world...

[nurd]

Granted, Za Warudo. You have trouble seeing. Like, forever.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.

[cubelmariomadness]

Granted, now you live in the polar ice cap...

I wish I could talk with my computer.

[Mindfreak]

Granted. But the computer speaks a different language


I wish for a magic carpet.

[TanookiSuitSam]

Granted, but when you go to fly it, it starts to fall apart due to it being so old.

I wish for a HK original mario game that DOESN'T suck.

[nurd]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish i had something to do.

[Jedi Master Baiter]

I wish i had something to do.

I wish I had a slave... oh wait, granted!

[Mindfreak]

I wish for a slurpy machine

[Nightstar699]

Granted, but it only makes melon green tee flavor.

I wish i could beat the last stage of Rockin kats.

[nensondubois]

Granted but you are barred from beating the game with a message at the end stating "Thank you for playing" without any music.

I wish for a penny.