Corrupt a Wish

[turbo D]

Granted, you get the guitar and play too much Ween. Your penis becomes detachable and you loose it when you're drunk. You then have to buy it back at a flee market for a reasonable price, but it is dirty.

I wish I had a Pepsi.

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but it blows up when you try to drink it, and it doesn't come with a warranty.

I wish for more Futurama episodes.

[133MHz]

Granted, but they jumped the shark and turn out to be utter crap. Also they get run at 4 AM.

I wish for lower temperatures.

[Blue Protoman]

Granted.  Average temperature in your region; 50 degress below zero.

I wish for a new update on the main page of Famicom World.

[JC]

Granted, but the update announces Famicom World will go offline forever.

I wish for a maggot-infested slice of bread.

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but the maggots turn hostile and attack you from the inside out.

I wish for a medium order of delicious, non-poison-filled, cheap cheese fries.

[nurd]

...They explode in your stomach.

I wish for a shiny new nickel.

[JC]

Does the corruption part of this game require that your corruption be logical or based in reality? That would make it a better game, I think, because it would require more thoughful responses.

Granted, but the head on the nickel comes alive and eats your brain. -- see what I mean.

I wish for this game to end.

[nintendodork]

Granted...

...

*coughs*

[Blue Protoman]

They can be fantastic and stuff like that, if the corruption is related to something that could actually go wrong.

I wish this game would start back up.

[Mindfreak]

Granted, but people lose interest.


I wish for a rocket ship

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, it's Captain Olimar's rocket ship.  Shrink ray not included.

I wish for a different color scheme on FW, and it wouldn't crash the page, and it wouldn't be ugly.

[nintendodork]

Granted, but you got it by hiring a Chinese Famicom pirate junkie, and he forgot to hide his IP address, so he get's shipped to a federal prison never to be seen again, and you get B& from FW for it.  Then the mods of FW form a lynch mob, and come after you.


I wish for a new "G" key on my computer

[Mindfreak]

Granted, but you get an electrical shock each time you press it.


I wish for a hit sitcom 

[nurd]

Granted, you love it. It is canceled after three episodes.


I wish for Faster Internets.