Corrupt a Wish

[nurd]

Granted, but that doesn't make sense.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, you're so hyper, you destroy your house.

I wish for a piece of delicious, non-burned, non-poisoned toast.

[WillT]

Granted.  It is made of rat fur.  The rats are from New York.

I wish my grandpa was still alive.

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but he is a vegetable.  He can't move, speak, or think, yet he still has a heartbeat, and is therefore alive.

I wish for a paper airplane.

[nurd]

Granted, you throw it, but it hits something and the tip gets all crumpled up.

I wish my throat didn't hurt

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, now your prostitute hurts.

I wish this wish wouldn't corrupt.

[nurd]

...Uh. It does.


I wish I had more of this Cherry 7up.

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, however it is mixed with pee.

I wish for a small box.

[nurd]

Granted, you're in it.

I wish there was better food in my house right now. 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but now you're locked out of the house.

I wish for a pencil.

[turbo D]

Granted, but the pencil has been in some gay's ass.

I wish I had a choco taco.

[nintendodork]

Granted, the chocolate is reindeer chocolate, and the meat is raw...and full of tapeworms..

I wish I had Typing of the Dead and keyboard..both working...and my Dreamcast works too..

[nurd]

Granted. You are then pissed at how short the game is.

I wish I knew what to wish for :|

[nintendodork]

Granted, but you wasted your wish on your wish of what you wanted to wish for...
And I am quite aware at how short the game is   But it's hella fun


I wish I didn't have school on Monday..  NEVER MIND, I don't have school on Monday anyway

I wish I had something to do on Monday

[nurd]

Granted, you don't have school because you were hit by a bus.
'now you'll suffer like G did'

I wish my stomach didnt hurt too :\