Corrupt a Wish

[Jedi Master Baiter]

I wish for a penny.

Denied!

I mean, granted, but it's a face-down Friday the 13th, step on a crack, under the ladder, black cat, indoor-opened umbrella, mirror-shattering, bad luck penny.

[Mindfreak]

Lol nice

I wish Jedi had wished for something so I could have corrupted it  

[Nightstar699]

Granted, but his wish is so perfect and amazing that you dont want to corrupt it.

i wish i was a centaur.

[cubelmariomadness]

Now you are, but you have a disability where your hands are hooves too. No more games.

I wish my stupid package would finally show up in the mail!

[nintendodork]

Granted.  Someone at the USPS is out to get you, and they inserted a bomb into your package.  When you open it, the contents, not to mention your being, will be blown to shreds.

I wish for _____

Fill in the blank.

[Nightstar699]

Granted, but it comes to life and eats you

i wish i was a super saiyan

[Mindfreak]

Granted.

but Majin Buu turns you into chocolate and eats you  

I wish i had a famicom already...

[cubelmariomadness]

Granted, but it uses it's controllers for feet and walks away.

[Nightstar699]

Not granted.

I wish for a trillion dollars.

[Mindfreak]

Granted.

But it's on a credit card and it gets stolen....sorry...

Ummm I wish for my own sitcom

[Nightstar699]

Granted, but it gets cancelled after 2 episodes and you can never get work again.

I wish i wasnt such a jerk.

[maxellnormalbias]

In this game, one poster wishes for something and then the replier breaks the wish.

Example:

P1: "I wish for a Famicom!"

P2: "You get a Famicom but the only game you can play on it is Bird Week. I wish for world peace."

P3: "You watch, horrified, as the entire world shatters into tiny pieces. I wish for a pet Pikachu."

...and so on and so on.

This one's easy: I wish for a Famicom Disk System.

[Jedi Master Baiter]

This one's easy: I wish for a Famicom Disk System.

Santa reads it as a "Nintendo Disk System" and gives you an NDS.

By the way, didn't we already have one of these? Titled "Corrupt a Wish?" Not sure if the rules were the same or not.









Oh yeah, I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

[maxellnormalbias]

You became 10 feet tall, rolled up into a ball, caught rabies and lived in a giant hat, and an impaled Nintendo 64 fell on top of it.

I wish that Super Bobido World never existed.

[Shumi Nagaremono]

You became 10 feet tall, rolled up into a ball, caught rabies and lived in a giant hat, and an impaled Nintendo 64 fell on top of it.

I wish that Super Bobido World never existed.

Granted.  Super Bobido World never existed because the game it was based on was never released.

I want my wish corrupted.