Corrupt a Wish

[WillT]

Granted, but it explodes without you feeling it.  You die instantly.

I wish tat the second Sega Genesis controller worked.

[Rogles]

Granted, but you can't use it, because I threw it away after pronouncing it dead.

I wish the elder gods would leave me alone.

[nintendodork]

Granted, but now the yonger gods annoy the crap out of you.


I wish my tooth wasn't chipped

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, the basketball that chipped it hits your nuts instead.  Hard.

I wish for a newspaper.

[nintendodork]

Granted, it's doused in cat pee

I wish I had a little more money...real...American...money...that is in it's whole state

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, enjoy your shiny new penny.

I wish you would get DC homebrew right.

[133MHz]

He gets it right... at your expense.

I wish for more hard drive space.

[nurd]

Granted, everything is erased forever.

I wish I didn't have any late assignments at school 

[Rogles]

Granted; you have a 16,000 word paper on the history of excrement due tomorrow.
I wish my Japanese reading skills didn't suck so I could play Touhoumon better.

[nurd]

Granted, you become so good at that TouHou thing that people quit talking to you, or something.

I wish it wasn't so windy outside.

[WillT]

Granted, but the wake of the last wind brought deadly spores, that kill everybody.

I wish for good tea.

[Blue Protoman]

Granted.  The tea is good, but your taste buds are destroyed for some reason, so you lose your ability to taste.  You may as well be drinking water now.

I wish for a legal, authentic, non-stolen, American dollar.

[133MHz]

You get your dollar, but inflation has rendered it worthless.

I wish for increased upload bandwidth.

[Mindfreak]

Granted. But the increase in bandwidth cost more money.


I wish for a popcorn machine.

[WillT]

Granted, but it burns all of the  popcorn you put in it forever.



I wish I had nine cents.