Jokes

[thegreatgonzo]

Why didn't the rooster cross the road?




Because it was chicken. 

[Nightstar699]

I really apreciate that, L__E__T, im glad we cleared that up.
knock knock
whos there?
Eat mop
eat mop who?

Realy immature, but can be funny if they dont get it. (sound it out)

[Jedi Master Baiter]

I had to read this to get it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvrH4wmgrHg

[UglyJoe]

http://imgur.com/mmhM7.jpg

I've been hacking away at a rom recently so an ASM joke is especially funny to me

[nintendodork]

knock knock
whos there?
Eat mop
eat mop who?

I got a bunch of my friends with this one today and yesterday.  They got it almost as soon as they said it.

[Nightstar699]

Hah i feel stupid my friend used it on me, and i did not get it everyone was laughing at me, LOL took me a few secs

[133MHz]

http://imgur.com/mmhM7.jpg

I've been hacking away at a rom recently so an ASM joke is especially funny to me

That made my day XD

[UglyJoe]

"Emacs is a great operating system. The only thing it's missing is a really compelling and intuitive text editor."

[smeghead]

Policeman stops a man...
searched him and started to ask him usual questions.
He said : Are you married?
Man said : Yes I am.
Policeman: You're lying, we found the money in your pocket

[jpx72]

Doctor to a patient:
"You need to stop masturbating!"
"Why? Is it bad for me? Is it unhealthy?"
"No, but I need to examine you!"

[spoung45]

So I am walking down the street, and two guys walking in to me with a bar.

[smeghead]

Blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian - Can I have a burger and fries?

- Sorry, this is a library

So the blonde whispers - Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?

[fcgamer]

I have one, but it is only funny in German, since it involves wordplay. It goes something like this.  Sorry for any grammar mistakes in advance...

Zwei Frauen gehen zu einem Lokal ein, und sie bestellen Getränke. Die erste Frau sagt, "Oh, du trägst neue Schuhe. Wenn ich neue Schuhe trage, bekomme ich Blasen. Die zweite Frau antwortet, "Wenn ich blase, bekomme ich neue Schuhe!"

[MaxXimus]

A blind man walks in to a bar and says ouch.

Haha I suck at jokes. I do know one pretty sick one that is very tasteless so if you are easily offended don't read.
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What is red, bubbly and bangs on a Window?
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A baby in a microwave.

[smeghead]

That's lame