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Awkward Moments

Started by fcgamer, September 08, 2014, 02:33:18 am

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fcgamer

So I want to hear everyone here share an awkward moment / experience or two that they had.  I had one over the weekend, and honestly it takes the cake for me, being even more awkward than the time I had (supposedly) danced with a semi-famous porn star at a club.

This past weekend I was over at my girlfriend's parents' house for the weekend, as it was a holiday in Taiwan and the extended family would get together to barbecue.  My girlfriend's sister's boyfriend, Fred, was also going to stay over at the same place.  The parents were going to have Fred and I share the extra room together, but of course the two sisters had it all planned (and discussed) with Fred and I that each couple would sleep in a room, rather than have the two men sleeping together.  Of course, this would be hush hush from the parents, as they wouldn't approve of this.

To make a long story short, Fred is a bit of a literal dumb ass, or so it seems (I met this guy once before, and he left a really bad taste in my mouth, tbh).  Fred had a stupid moment, and due to his mistake, his girlfriend (my girlfriend's sister) ended up walking in on me lounging on my girlfriend's bed, covered in only a pair of boxers, browsing Famicom World and waiting for my girlfriend to return upstairs.  She uttered a word of surprise at seeing me, but continued to walk in and walk to the other side of the room, grabbing her clean panties or bras or whatever it was she wanted to get, and then left again.  Awkward!  If I had a six pack or something, I honestly wouldn't care so much, but having a bit of a beer belly just made me feel extremely self-conscious about the ordeal.  The only thing worse would have been if I were reading about Hacker International porno games or something while jacking off.   ;D

Anyone else have some stories of awkward things they can share?  Make me feel better, please.  :)
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L___E___T

Haha, that doesn't sound too ad don't sweat it!  So who was it you danced with?  Out with it  :D
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fcgamer

Well while the whole even with Fred's girlfriend was going on, all I could keep thing to myself was "Damn, what is my girlfriend's sister thinking?  Is this the first time she ever saw a hairy version of Jabba the Hut?!?!"  ;) 

Quote from: L___E___T on September 08, 2014, 05:46:12 am
Haha, that doesn't sound too ad don't sweat it!  So who was it you danced with?  Out with it  :D


Regarding the girl / woman I danced with, honestly I cannot remember her name for the life of me.  All I remember is that it was at a nice club in Germany, while I was studying over there.  The bottom level of the place was a car dealership, even having an X Box hooked up with some car simulator built in (almost felt like playing one of the Cruisin games in the arcade, but it was much more realistic and sensative, like real driving) and then on the second or third floor was a club.  It might have been in Berlin, I honestly can't remember.  After a few beers, one of my buddies had introduced me to another woman there, and she suggested I go out onto the floor and dance with this one woman, who was tearing the place up.  So in a drunken moment, I felt brave and did just that, and I remember having a conversation with this woman.  Her friend had said that she was "famous" and told me to ask the woman about it, and I did, and that was when I had discovered the ... er... truth.

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tappybot

That doesn't sound that bad. 
Not unless you happened to be licking your lips or something as she came in, haha.  :yoshi:

smeghead

Some akward moments ...
When i farted in the gym and there was a girl i liked.  :-X

also once during the funeral i barely controlled myself not to start laughing... (i don't know, i remembered something funny)

and when i was kid in the church i had to read those stuff from book in front of whole crowd, and didn't do very well,,, it was so embarrassing.

security16

My entire marriage was completely embarrassing looking back on it.

smeghead

I can imagine one horrible akward moment...

Walk in the room and find someone from the closest family... dead...

i don't know and don't want to know what would i done  : / / /

MaxXimus

2 or 3 years ago I pooped myself while at a pizza hut with my girlfriend and friends.

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GohanX

Back in the fifth grade, way before the internet, I had the holy grail: a noody mag.  I brought it to school, because look, BEWBIES!

I was showing it to the guys and OH NO a teacher caught us!

Not only did my glorious magazine get trashed, but they told my parents, and I was sure to get a beating for my sexual deviance!

Actually, when I got home my dad laughed and said "at least the boy's not gay."

nintendodork

Quote from: MaxXimus on September 24, 2014, 08:24:11 am
2 or 3 years ago I pooped myself while at a pizza hut with my girlfriend and friends.

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This is hilarious and I'm so sorry that happened. Any time I read about an accident like this, this video pops in my head. http://youtu.be/HrbCQr5C_LE
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MaxXimus

Haha it was ok. Pretty funny when I think about it.  It was karma as my girlfriend had pooped herself a few days prior and I made a point of bringing it up when ever I had the chance.

smeghead

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When i was about 16 y.o. i got drunk and came home, and puke on my room's wall, and when i decided to go to the bathroom, i ended up on my sister's tennis racquet (i poop on it), and my mom saw that ,omg).  :'(
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zmaster18

Lol, now that we're talking about poop...

One day when I was home alone, I got out of the shower and tried to fart. I kinda did a squat pose. Basically, I sharted some brown liquid on the carpet. I did my best to clean it before my girlfriend got home. It's funny, because she saw some little wet (but clear) circles on the carpet and said, "What, did you poop on the floor or something?" I said that I did, jokingly. But I wasn't joking.


MaxXimus

Hahaha. Oh man. All this poop talk is making me hungry.

When I was 14, I was a bit if a slut, so my mom went to the pharmacy to buy me condoms. I'm sure that was awkward.

zmaster18

I remember my dad looking through my drawer one day and he found a lightbulb attached to a straw and bottle cap. It was supposed to be a homemade vaporizer (which didn't work, I have a real vape now) and he thought it was a crack pipe. My parents still believe I did crack...

My dad also found used condoms in my drawer. I didn't through them out because I know my mom looks through every garbage can in my house, so I was just keeping them in there until I was ready to throw them out. He was looking for a screwdriver, and found tied-up condoms with splooge in them. Me and my gf don't use condoms anyways, they suck and simply are not fun.