LOL.. Scariest movie of all time??

Started by LOTUS, May 16, 2008, 12:03:16 pm

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LOTUS

So... I couldn't help but die laughing while watching this trailer.. then feel sorry for all men everywhere that will soon be having nightmares about .. uh.. well.. check out the trailer... its a movie called Teeth -rated R.. so for those under 18- spare yourself the scare, as even the trailer could leave u deeply disturbed  ;). I just couldn't help but share. Opinions? Deep Thoughts? Enlightenments?

http://www.teethmovie.com/trailer.html

LOTUS

If you ever want to have a fearless relationship with a female.. I would suggest not :(. As I said- it is rated R for a reason. Quite disturbing.. indeed.

FamicomFreak

Wow this is really coming out? looks interesting
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LOTUS

It says its only out in Cali and Portland right now.. but I assume those are screenings. I actually don't have cable so I am not sure if they are even playing the trailer yet.. but, yeah. This movie provides a whole new classification of horror.

nurd

May 16, 2008, 01:49:04 pm #4 Last Edit: May 16, 2008, 02:02:42 pm by nurd
Quote from: popibros1 on May 16, 2008, 12:06:27 pm
hmm should i click this?
i am only 13 hmm



So I'm not the youngest one. :P

It came out on January 11.

I read something about it in like december.  :D

KEVMAN569


NintendoKing

Quote from: KEVMAN569 on May 16, 2008, 05:10:30 pm
So it's a horror about STDs?

I was confused by the video also; I am not sure what its about.

nurd

It's about a girl, and there are a pair of very sharp teeth in her place.
Basicly (sp?) it bites at least one guys thing.

133MHz

That's it? Here in America, in the times of the Spanish Conquistadors, it was said that the native women had teethed vaginas, to discourage Spanish people from having sex with them. Today it sounds ridiculous, but 500 years ago, supposedly discovering a new world full of  'savages' it doesn't sound that far fetched.

JC

Only thing I can relate it to is the razored female condoms they were/are selling in Africa to keep the woman there from getting raped. If penetrated, the condom would grab hold of the penis.

HERE

Don't piss off your girlfriends.

133MHz

Lol in that page they mention what I've just said.

nurd

Lol, while reading thr "Teeth" wikipedia page a few months ago, I actually ot to a link for the Rapex page.

Champignon

I thought you were asking this, and as I clicked this link, I was prepared to reply with...

Teeth.  The very movie you're talking about.  It's all kind of kitsch.
Males should only watch this if they want to torture themselves. 
Are the male characters unrealistic and exemplars of sexual deviance? Yes.
Is it really an extended metaphor for sexuality in today's society?  Probably.
Do I want to watch a several men's gizmos get severed off at the base, and the terrible results that follow?
Hell no. *shudder*

Nintega

Jesus. That movie is going to make dudes turn *synonym of happy*  :o

Raditz

haha I can't believe some one is making a serious movie about a vagina monster. That's insane.  :P