Corrupt a Wish

[133MHz]

Granted, but they only reach full speed when connecting to shady Russian malware and botnet sites.

I wish for a motorcycle.

[manuel]

You get your motorcycle, but it's throttled down to only driving 2.6MPH. ... Haha!


I wish for world peace.

[Mindfreak]

Granted, the world is peaceful...but then Martians invade.


I wish for a mountain of Gummi Bears



(I like this game!)

[turbo D]

Granted, but your PC is now very slow and in turn cancels out the speed increase of your internet.

I wish for a giant Hershey bar! =P~

[manuel]

TurboD, you missed 3 turns on page 3. 

[turbo D]

Granted, that I did, and in return I have embarrassed myself!

I wish I had not done that!

I will however grant Mindfreak's wish, However!, the mountain of gummi bears will melt into a sexy blob that will spend his money and bring him to credit card dept!

[Mindfreak]

Man...not again...


I'll grant your giant Hershey bar wish!


The chocolate will melt and attract bugs that will overrun your neighborhood.


I wish for a fire truck!

[nurd]

Granted, you get a firetruck. in your living room.


Hm...

I wish for my wish to be corrupted DUMB

I wish for MORE dried mangoes.

[Rogles]

The mangoes are infested with small biting insects.

I wish.

[Blue Protoman]

Granted.  Your wish spontaneously combusts.

I wish Sega would use the all-too-famous "SEEGAA" audio clip in all of their games.

[thegreatgonzo]

Granted. And Sega immediately goes bankrupt and loses their entire software company, ensuring that SEGGAAA! not be heard on any current gen games.

I wish there was a Sonic franchise in my area

[nurd]

Granted. Sonic is bad enough as it is.


I wish I had done my homework earlier 

[vgthing]

Granted, but your homework is destroyed by a swarm pigeons with eye-lasers.

I wish for a wish that will allow me to wish for a really good wish in which I wish for some burning armadillos in soy sauce while riding unicycles and juggling skinned potatoes.

[thegreatgonzo]

Its not granted for the extreme crime of wishing for another wish.

I wish my dog was spayed

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but the doctor who did it was a fucking moron, so he forgot to sterilize himself beforehand.  Your dog gets infected and dies.

I wish for better Youtube Poop!