The King of Pop is dead

[nintendodork]

We don't know which one you're bidding on until you link us. (evil laugh)

But, yeah.  I don't even have a Genesis, and my friend has this game if I want it.  So I won't bid .

EDIT* No, that last one isn't even slightly over the top compared to this one.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Michael-Jackson-Moonwalker-Sega-Genesis-NEW-SEALED_W0QQitemZ120440883000QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVideo_Games_Games?hash=item1c0ad60738&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12

[manuel]

Good heavens!

2000$ and the guy still has to ask for 4$ shipping. 

[nintendodork]

Don't worry, if the shipping is scaring you away, there's one for the same BIN price, but with free shipping.

[FamicomFreak]

God don't you just hate when people take advantage! AWAA! I still wonder if it'll sell. I saw one offer on it.

[manuel]

Don't worry, if the shipping is scaring you away, there's one for the same BIN price, but with free shipping.

What's scaring me away are the 3 zeros in "2000$" 

[japanfreak]

Day 2:

I still can't believe he's dead. Maybe it was just that he didnt really died and he comes back in some days:'(

[nintendodork]

...Uhhh

Nope, they already did an autopsy, I don't think he's coming back.

[manuel]

Maybe it wasn't intended to, but your answer made me laugh.
Like, "they already cut him up, he ain't coming back". 

[nintendodork]

It could have gone either way, I guess.

Nonetheless, it's true

[L___E___T]

a guy at work had tickets, so he's especially gutted.  RIP Michael you gave the world a hell of a lot of magic and imagination.

[nensondubois]

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, in their own different ways, helped young boys masturbate for years!

26th June 2009, the morning Neil Armstrong was able to wake up once again the world's favourite moonwalker.

What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?

The Jackson 4.

Many people have been performing Michael Jackson tribute acts due to his tragic death, so I broke into the neighbours house and fucked their kids.

Yesterday I drank 9 cokes and 2 Dr Peppers, I am offically the new king of pop.


Michael Jackson kindly agreed to be an organ donor just days before his death...Up for grabs are 3 noses,14 pairs of lips and 2 shades of skin.

Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's bout the call. The first paramedic says to the second "what should we try first?" The other replies with "I'd go with the ferris wheel."

Farrah Fawcett dies of cancer and goes to haven. God says "I will grant you one wish." She wishes all of the children on earth to be safe. Michael Jackson dies.

MJ died at 2:10. When the big hand touches the little hand.

C P R is apparently not as easy as 1 2 3.

MJ actually died from choking on a small bone.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle.

Newspaper headlines from Friday, June 26th 2009

The Guardian; 'Singer Michael Jackson, 50, Dies Following Cardiac Arrest'

The Independent; 'Motown Legend Jackson Succumbs To Myocardial Infarction, Aged 50'

The Daily Star; 'WACKO JACKO HEART ATTACKO!'

For Sale:

Single white glove. Slightly soiled index finger.

Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.

R.I.P. MJ... you touched a generation....

This recession is really hitting everyone hard.
Even the Jackson Five have had to lay one member off.

You know that Michael really is dead, when your 5-year-old son wakes you up at night claiming that he just got 'touched by an angel'.

What's black and white and is now dead?

The penguin I stabbed last night.

What's black and white and dead? Newcastle United.

[JC]

Oh man, this took a turn for the worst.

[UglyJoe]

The jokes are in poor taste this soon after his death, but they're exactly the kind of jokes we've been hearing about him for a decade or so.

[son_ov_hades]

Tasteless jokes are tasteless.

[manuel]

What son_ov_hades said.

This is totally uncalled for. And The Sun is worse than I thought. Was that their real cover or did somebody make that up?