Favorite quotes

[Byron]

Now,
    let's go play together...

Together under the
                clearest of blue skies...

[Blue Protoman]

"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."
www.chucknorrisfacts.com

[manuel]

These are no real quotes, but I always end up laughing on those Chuck Norris sites.

[Blue Protoman]

Sites?  There are more?

[manuel]

Most of the other sites just steal from the 1 main site, though.

[Blue Protoman]

Lemme see them anyway.

[nintendodork]

I don't think he was implying he had any of them.  Really, all it takes is a simple Google search.

[manuel]

dork is right.

Just put "Chuck Norris facts" in any search engine and you'll get tons of results.

[Jedi Master Baiter]

Does anyone remember the Anti-Norris?  I remember seeing it on Uncyclopedia.  Apparently there was a large enough group of people who really didn't like Chuck Norris all to well & compiled a list of hypothetical ways to kill him.

That section has been long gone now, probably from pompous Chuck Norris fans.

Some were truly awesome, I remember one:

Find a genie.  Wish for unlimited wishes & use them all to buy guns.  Give them to a cowboy to shoot Chuck Norris with.

[manuel]

Chuck Norris would catch the bullets with his teeth and throw them back at the cowboy, thus killing the cowboy and his family.

[Blue Protoman]

Or they'd bounce off him and do nothing, and then he'd roundhouse kick them.

[manuel]

He'd probably do that after he gets bored with what I wrote. 

Now, back to topic. We'll make this into a Chuck Norris thread otherwise... 

[son_ov_hades]

Oh please, no Chuck Norris thread! Hmm I guess I have something to post in the annoying thread.

[Blue Protoman]

...Annoying thread?  Where did it go!?

[nintendodork]

He's talking about the "Something that annoys you" thread.